Tsoden
Public audit for gpu.studio

What we found

Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem? is 7 fixes away from more trial signups.

7 things a visitor needs are missing. The ones costing you the most: Search engines can’t tell what you sell, no price anywhere on the page and AI assistants have nothing to read, plus 4 more below.

Read from 4 live pages · rendered in a real browser · metadata, crawlability, trust, CTA, schema, sitemap, robots, llms.txt

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7 fixable leaks

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What buyers and AI/search engines see right now

Pages checked54 read in full
How we read itRendered in a browserSame view buyers & bots get
Response time449msUnder the 2.5s target
Checks verified6/137 need fixing

Diagnostics

What we checked, and what we found

40 checks across six areas — search visibility, AI & answer engines, performance, security, conversion and trust — each measured against Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem?'s live site.

17 pass 6 warn 17 fail

Of the 40 checks we ran on your page

Anything we couldn’t read is its own segment — a page that blocks our reader is our limitation, not a mark against you, and it never lowers your score.

Fine as-is — 17Needs fixing — 17Couldn’t read — 6
See the numbers
StateCountShare
On your page1743%
Missing1743%
Couldn’t read615%

Where your page is strong, and where it isn’t

Each area is scored 0–100 against what a customer needs to find before they act.

strong (75+)close (50–74)needs work (under 50)
Can they take the next step 64
Reasons to believe you 8
Can people find you 65
Can AI assistants read it 0
Speed on a phone 89
A safe, trusted connection 54
See the numbers
Part of your pageScoreHow that reads
Can they take the next step64/100close
Reasons to believe you8/100needs work
Can people find you65/100close
Can AI assistants read it0/100needs work
Speed on a phone89/100strong
A safe, trusted connection54/100close

Priorities

Fix these first

Ranked by revenue impact. Each one is something users — or an AI answer engine — need to see and currently can't. Fixing the top few moves your score the most.

01

Search engines can’t tell what you sell

Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.

02

No price anywhere on the page

Show pricing or a "from…" anchor so users can self-qualify before they reach out.

03

AI assistants have nothing to read

Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.

04

Your page title doesn’t say what you do

Put what you do (and where) in the page title so your search result wins the click from users.

05

Shared links look broken

Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.

06

Search engines have no map of your site

Publish /sitemap.xml and submit it to search engines.

07

No robots.txt telling crawlers what to do

Publish /robots.txt with a sitemap reference and no accidental blocking.

What we read on your page

What a customer finds — and doesn’t

4 of the 8 things we could check are already on your page. Your page has 4 of the 8 things a customer looks for. Adding the rest is the quickest way to get more out of the visitors you already have.

Below is the breakdown: what's already working (with the exact text quoted from your page as proof), and the highest-impact additions to win more trial signups — in priority order.

Scope: an automated scan of the 4 pages we could read across your site. Every “found” item quotes the exact text on your page so you can verify it. It doesn't judge copy quality or design.

Already on your page

  • A headline that says what you do — found: “One bot that does the whole job.”
  • An obvious button that starts the thing — found: “Start asking”
  • A concrete number, not an adjective — we found “20m”, which points at it, but no actual number on the page we read
  • An easy way to get in touch — found: “form field on page” (on /login)

What to add, in order of impact

  • Reviews or proof from real customers — Add a testimonial, customer logo, star rating, or an 'N customers' proof point near the top.
  • Something that removes the risk of trying you — Lower perceived risk: free trial, money-back guarantee, no credit card, or cancel-anytime.
  • A price, or at least a from-figure — Show pricing or a 'starting at' anchor so buyers can self-qualify without emailing.
  • Answers to the questions people ask before buying — Answer the top 3-5 buyer objections in an FAQ to remove hesitation before the CTA.

Deliverable

The full write-up

The full work-up for Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem? — every fix, with copy and code ready to paste.

Complete fix plan (every issue, step by step)

1. Search engines can’t tell what you sell

Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.

  1. Add JSON-LD using the schema snippet below, edited with your real details.
  2. Validate it in Google's Rich Results Test before publishing.
  3. Keep it in sync with the on-page facts (name, address, phone, offers).

2. No price anywhere on the page

Show pricing or a "from…" anchor so users can self-qualify before they reach out.

  1. Show pricing, packages, or a 'from …' anchor so buyers can self-qualify.
  2. If pricing is bespoke, give a starting price or a typical range.
  3. Pair each price with what's included so it reads as value, not cost.

3. AI assistants have nothing to read

Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.

  1. Publish /llms.txt with a plain-text product summary, audience, pricing and key links.
  2. Keep it concise — answer engines reward clear, factual structure.
  3. Update it when your offer or pricing changes.

4. Your page title doesn’t say what you do

Put what you do (and where) in the page title so your search result wins the click from users.

  1. Write a 50–60 character <title> in the format: Primary outcome for [audience] — [Brand].
  2. Put the most-searched term first; keep the brand at the end.
  3. Make every important page's title unique — never reuse the homepage title.

5. Shared links look broken

Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.

  1. Add og:title, og:description, og:image and og:url to <head>.
  2. Use a 1200×630 share image with the value proposition baked in.
  3. Test the preview with the Facebook/LinkedIn debuggers.

6. Search engines have no map of your site

Publish /sitemap.xml and submit it to search engines.

  1. Publish /sitemap.xml listing every indexable URL with <lastmod>.
  2. Reference it from robots.txt and submit it in Google Search Console.
  3. Regenerate it automatically whenever pages change.

7. No robots.txt telling crawlers what to do

Publish /robots.txt with a sitemap reference and no accidental blocking.

  1. Publish /robots.txt that allows crawling and points to your sitemap.
  2. Double-check you are not accidentally Disallow-ing the whole site.
  3. Remove any leftover 'Disallow: /' from staging.

Done-for-you assets — copy & paste

SEO title
Where to paste: Replace the <title> tag inside your page <head>.
GPU — All-in-One Discord Bot for Streamers & Communities
Meta description
Where to paste: In <head>, set <meta name="description" content="…"> to this (replace the old one).
GPU is a powerful Discord bot that automates welcomes, roles, reminders, birthdays, overlays, and more — all from one intuitive dashboard. Try it free.
H1 — main page heading
Where to paste: Make this the single <h1> at the top of the homepage (real text, not an image).
One Bot. Everything Your Discord Server and Stream Need.

— or one of these —
- Discord Automation + Stream Overlays — Unified.
- The Only Bot That Runs Your Server *and* Powers Your Stream.
Primary CTA button
Where to paste: Use as the main button on the first screen; repeat it after your proof/services section.
Add to Discord
JSON-LD structured data (Organization)
Where to paste: Paste this entire block right before </head> (or before </body>).
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem?",
  "url": "https://gpu.studio/",
  "description": "GPU is a SaaS Discord bot that provides automated member onboarding, role management, scheduled reminders, birthday tracking, custom trigger automation, real-time Twitch chat overlays for OBS, and an…",
  "makesOffer": [
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Automated welcome messages and role assignment"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Birthday tracking and personalized reminders"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "No-code visual trigger builder (Discord + Twitch + webhooks + schedules)"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "AI-assisted overlay creation for OBS with live Twitch chat integration"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "In-Discord and web-based conversational assistant"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Suggestion collection, channel counting, and community moderation tools"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
robots.txt
Where to paste: Create a plain text file at gpu.studio/robots.txt with this content.
User-agent: *
Allow: /
Sitemap: https://gpu.studio/sitemap.xml
llms.txt (for AI answer engines)
Where to paste: Create a plain text file at gpu.studio/llms.txt with this content.
# Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem?

> GPU is a powerful Discord bot that automates welcomes, roles, reminders, birthdays, overlays, and more — all from one intuitive dashboard. Try it free.

## Services
- Automated welcome messages and role assignment
- Birthday tracking and personalized reminders
- No-code visual trigger builder (Discord + Twitch + webhooks + schedules)
- AI-assisted overlay creation for OBS with live Twitch chat integration
- In-Discord and web-based conversational assistant
- Suggestion collection, channel counting, and community moderation tools

## Links
- https://gpu.studio/

Page-by-page findings

PageWhat to fix
/looks healthy
/legal/tosno H1 heading
/loginlooks healthy
/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1197793522108080160&permissions=8&scope=bot%20applications.commandsblocked / unreadable
/login?redirect=/dashboardlooks healthy
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Action order

48-Hour Fix Plan

  • Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.
  • Show pricing or a "from…" anchor so users can self-qualify before they reach out.
  • Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.
  • Put what you do (and where) in the page title so your search result wins the click from users.
  • Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.

Why it matters

The fastest users do not read every page. They scan the first screen, trust signals, pricing cues and how easy it is to start a free trial. Missing signals make the offer harder to understand and easier to ignore.

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Verification

The exact wording we found

Every signal below was read from your live site with a real browser — nothing is estimated. We checked 5 pages; “couldn’t verify” means a signal needs JavaScript to read and we won’t guess.

What we read

TitleGPU
Meta description131 chars
H1 heading Found 3/4
Structured data Missing

Crawl & AI files

robots.txt Missing
sitemap.xml Missing
llms.txt (AI) Missing
Response time449ms

Pages we checked

/
GPU
Read
/legal/tos
Terms of Service - GPU
Rendered
/login
Sign In
Read
/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1197793522108080160&permissions=8&scope=bot%20applications.commands
/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1197793522108080160&permissions=8&scope=bo
Blocked
/login?redirect=/dashboard
Sign In
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This audit is from 20 Sept 2026 — we re-run it fresh before we touch anything Will Jev pull the lever in the trolley problem? · Grade D · 49/100
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