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Public audit for roastme.gg

What we found

Roastme.gg is 3 fixes away from more public roasts.

3 things a visitor needs are missing. The ones costing you the most: no obvious button to start, no easy way to get in touch and Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business.

Read from 3 live pages · metadata, crawlability, trust, CTA, schema, sitemap, robots, llms.txt

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3 fixable leaks

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What buyers and AI/search engines see right now

Pages checked33 read in full
How we read itRead as crawlers doSame view buyers & bots get
Response time555msUnder the 2.5s target
Checks verified10/133 need fixing

Diagnostics

What we checked, and what we found

40 checks across six areas — search visibility, AI & answer engines, performance, security, conversion and trust — each measured against Roastme.gg's live site.

24 pass 4 warn 12 fail

Of the 40 checks we ran on your page

Anything we couldn’t read is its own segment — a page that blocks our reader is our limitation, not a mark against you, and it never lowers your score.

Fine as-is — 24Needs fixing — 12Couldn’t read — 4
See the numbers
StateCountShare
On your page2460%
Missing1230%
Couldn’t read410%

Where your page is strong, and where it isn’t

Each area is scored 0–100 against what a customer needs to find before they act.

strong (75+)close (50–74)needs work (under 50)
Can they take the next step 36
Reasons to believe you 0
Can people find you 96
Can AI assistants read it 89
Speed on a phone 78
A safe, trusted connection 69
See the numbers
Part of your pageScoreHow that reads
Can they take the next step36/100needs work
Reasons to believe you0/100needs work
Can people find you96/100strong
Can AI assistants read it89/100strong
Speed on a phone78/100strong
A safe, trusted connection69/100close

Priorities

Fix these first

Ranked by revenue impact. Each one is something users — or an AI answer engine — need to see and currently can't. Fixing the top few moves your score the most.

01

No obvious button to start

Ensure the call-to-action clearly emphasizes the fun and value of submitting for a roast.

02

No easy way to get in touch

Make it easy to submit a handle from the homepage — a visible form, booking link, or tap-to-call number.

03

Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business

Add the trust signals users look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.

What we read on your page

What a customer finds — and doesn’t

4 of the 8 things we could check are already on your page. Your page has 4 of the 8 things a customer looks for. Adding the rest is the quickest way to get more out of the visitors you already have.

Below is the breakdown: what's already working (with the exact text quoted from your page as proof), and the highest-impact additions to win more public roasts — in priority order.

Scope: an automated scan of the 3 pages we could read across your site. Every “found” item quotes the exact text on your page so you can verify it. It doesn't judge copy quality or design.

Already on your page

  • A headline that says what you do — found: “Get roasted. Publicly.”
  • A concrete number, not an adjective — found: “1,000+” (on /faq)
  • A price, or at least a from-figure — found: “$20”
  • Answers to the questions people ask before buying — we found “faq”, which points at it, but no actual list of answers on the page we read

What to add, in order of impact

  • An obvious button that starts the thing — Put one clear action button on the first screen (e.g. Start free, Book a demo).
  • Reviews or proof from real customers — Add a testimonial, customer logo, star rating, or an 'N customers' proof point near the top.
  • Something that removes the risk of trying you — Lower perceived risk: free trial, money-back guarantee, no credit card, or cancel-anytime.
  • An easy way to get in touch — Give an easy capture path: short form, booking link, or contact route from the first screen.

Deliverable

The full write-up is ready

We've already done the full work-up for Roastme.gg — every fix written out, with copy and code ready to paste. Here's what's inside:

Complete fix plan (every issue, step by step)

1. No obvious button to start

Ensure the call-to-action clearly emphasizes the fun and value of submitting for a roast.

  1. Put one primary button on the first screen with action text (e.g. the suggested CTA below).
  2. Repeat the same CTA after the proof section and in the footer.
  3. Make the button visually dominant — one accent colour used only for the primary action.

2. No easy way to get in touch

Make it easy to submit a handle from the homepage — a visible form, booking link, or tap-to-call number.

  1. Add a visible booking link, short form, or tap-to-call number on the first screen.
  2. Keep the form to 3 fields max; every extra field drops completion.
  3. Confirm submissions with a clear success state, not a silent reload.

3. Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business

Add the trust signals users look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.

  1. Add 2–3 real testimonials or case results with names/logos near the CTA.
  2. Link a privacy policy and terms page in the footer.
  3. Show any credentials, guarantees, security or compliance badges you hold.

Done-for-you assets — copy & paste

SEO title
Where to paste: Replace the <title> tag inside your page <head>.
Get Roasted Publicly by AI | roastme.gg
Meta description
Where to paste: In <head>, set <meta name="description" content="…"> to this (replace the old one).
Submit your handle, choose your roast level, and get an AI-generated roast posted publicly. Ready for the heat? Try it now!
H1 — main page heading
Where to paste: Make this the single <h1> at the top of the homepage (real text, not an image).
Get Publicly Roasted by AI

— or one of these —
- Unleash the Roast: AI-Generated Insults
- Dare to Get Roasted? Let AI Take the Wheel!
Primary CTA button
Where to paste: Use as the main button on the first screen; repeat it after your proof/services section.
Roast Me Now
JSON-LD structured data (Organization)
Where to paste: Paste this entire block right before </head> (or before </body>).
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Roastme.gg",
  "url": "https://roastme.gg/",
  "description": "Roastme.gg offers AI-generated public roasts based on your handle and chosen roast intensity.",
  "makesOffer": [
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Mild Roasts for a Gentle Burn"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Medium Roasts for a Balanced Bite"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Spicy Roasts for a Fiery Experience"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Savage Roasts for Maximum Impact"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Scorched Earth Roasts for Total Devastation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

Page-by-page findings

PageWhat to fix
/looks healthy
/faqlooks healthy
/roastslooks healthy

Action order

48-Hour Fix Plan

  • Ensure the call-to-action clearly emphasizes the fun and value of submitting for a roast.
  • Make it easy to submit a handle from the homepage — a visible form, booking link, or tap-to-call number.
  • Add the trust signals users look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.

Why it matters

The fastest users do not read every page. They scan the first screen, trust signals, pricing cues and how easy it is to submit a handle. Missing signals make the offer harder to understand and easier to ignore.

Packages

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Verification

The exact wording we found

Every signal below was read from your live site — nothing is estimated. We checked 3 pages; “couldn’t verify” means a signal needs JavaScript to read and we won’t guess.

What we read

TitlePay to Get Publicly Roasted by AI : roastme.gg
Meta description152 chars
H1 heading Found 3/3
Structured data Found

Crawl & AI files

robots.txt Found
sitemap.xml Found
llms.txt (AI) Found
Response time555ms

Pages we checked

/
Pay to Get Publicly Roasted by AI : roastme.gg
Read
/faq
How It Works & FAQ : roastme.gg
Read
/roasts
All Roasts : roastme.gg
Read

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This service is a marketing and informational tool based on public website signals. It is not legal, financial, tax, investment, security, or professional advice. Scores and recommendations are estimates, not guarantees of revenue, rankings, AI visibility, deliverability, or business outcomes. You remain responsible for reviewing, approving, and implementing any changes and for complying with laws that apply to your business.

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This audit is from 21 Aug 2026 — we re-run it fresh when you order Roastme.gg · Grade C · 67/100
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