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Public audit for spiteware.ai

What we found

Spiteware.ai is 6 fixes away from more table reservations.

6 things a visitor needs are missing. The ones costing you the most: no obvious button to start, Search engines can’t tell what you sell and Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business, plus 3 more below.

Read from 4 live pages · metadata, crawlability, trust, CTA, schema, sitemap, robots

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6 fixable leaks

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What buyers and AI/search engines see right now

Pages checked44 read in full
How we read itRead as crawlers doSame view buyers & bots get
Response time216msUnder the 2.5s target
Checks verified6/137 need fixing

Diagnostics

What we checked, and what we found

40 checks across six areas — search visibility, AI & answer engines, performance, security, conversion and trust — each measured against Spiteware.ai's live site.

20 pass 5 warn 15 fail

Of the 40 checks we ran on your page

Anything we couldn’t read is its own segment — a page that blocks our reader is our limitation, not a mark against you, and it never lowers your score.

Fine as-is — 20Needs fixing — 15Couldn’t read — 5
See the numbers
StateCountShare
On your page2050%
Missing1538%
Couldn’t read513%

Where your page is strong, and where it isn’t

Each area is scored 0–100 against what a customer needs to find before they act.

strong (75+)close (50–74)needs work (under 50)
Can they take the next step 79
Reasons to believe you 23
Can people find you 81
Can AI assistants read it 0
Speed on a phone 78
A safe, trusted connection 54
See the numbers
Part of your pageScoreHow that reads
Can they take the next step79/100strong
Reasons to believe you23/100needs work
Can people find you81/100strong
Can AI assistants read it0/100needs work
Speed on a phone78/100strong
A safe, trusted connection54/100close

Priorities

Fix these first

Ranked by revenue impact. Each one is something guests — or an AI answer engine — need to see and currently can't. Fixing the top few moves your score the most.

01

No obvious button to start

Put a clear "Reserve a table" button on the first screen so a visitor can reserve a table in one tap.

02

Search engines can’t tell what you sell

Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.

03

Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business

Add the trust signals guests look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.

04

Shared links look broken

Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.

05

Search engines have no map of your site

Publish /sitemap.xml and submit it to search engines.

06

No robots.txt telling crawlers what to do

Publish /robots.txt with a sitemap reference and no accidental blocking.

What we read on your page

What a customer finds — and doesn’t

5 of the 8 things we could check are already on your page. Your page has 5 of the 8 things a customer looks for. Adding the rest is the quickest way to get more out of the visitors you already have.

Below is the breakdown: what's already working (with the exact text quoted from your page as proof), and the highest-impact additions to win more table reservations — in priority order.

Scope: an automated scan of the 4 pages we could read across your site. Every “found” item quotes the exact text on your page so you can verify it. It doesn't judge copy quality or design.

Already on your page

  • A headline that says what you do — found: “They wanted $14.99/mo. We built it in a weekend.”
  • Reviews or proof from real customers — found: “★”
  • A concrete number, not an adjective — found: “100%”
  • A price, or at least a from-figure — found: “$0.00”
  • An easy way to get in touch — found: “contact sales”

What to add, in order of impact

  • An obvious button that starts the thing — Your visible link text is passive (found: "Submit"). Replace it with an action CTA like "Start free" or "Book a demo".
  • Something that removes the risk of trying you — Lower perceived risk: free trial, money-back guarantee, no credit card, or cancel-anytime.
  • Answers to the questions people ask before buying — Answer the top 3-5 buyer objections in an FAQ to remove hesitation before the CTA.

Deliverable

The full write-up

The full work-up for Spiteware.ai — every fix, with copy and code ready to paste.

Complete fix plan (every issue, step by step)

1. No obvious button to start

Put a clear "Reserve a table" button on the first screen so a visitor can reserve a table in one tap.

  1. Put one primary button on the first screen with action text (e.g. the suggested CTA below).
  2. Repeat the same CTA after the proof section and in the footer.
  3. Make the button visually dominant — one accent colour used only for the primary action.

2. Search engines can’t tell what you sell

Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.

  1. Add JSON-LD using the schema snippet below, edited with your real details.
  2. Validate it in Google's Rich Results Test before publishing.
  3. Keep it in sync with the on-page facts (name, address, phone, offers).

3. Nothing on the page proves you’re a real business

Add the trust signals guests look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.

  1. Add 2–3 real testimonials or case results with names/logos near the CTA.
  2. Link a privacy policy and terms page in the footer.
  3. Show any credentials, guarantees, security or compliance badges you hold.

4. Shared links look broken

Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.

  1. Add og:title, og:description, og:image and og:url to <head>.
  2. Use a 1200×630 share image with the value proposition baked in.
  3. Test the preview with the Facebook/LinkedIn debuggers.

5. Search engines have no map of your site

Publish /sitemap.xml and submit it to search engines.

  1. Publish /sitemap.xml listing every indexable URL with <lastmod>.
  2. Reference it from robots.txt and submit it in Google Search Console.
  3. Regenerate it automatically whenever pages change.

6. No robots.txt telling crawlers what to do

Publish /robots.txt with a sitemap reference and no accidental blocking.

  1. Publish /robots.txt that allows crawling and points to your sitemap.
  2. Double-check you are not accidentally Disallow-ing the whole site.
  3. Remove any leftover 'Disallow: /' from staging.

Done-for-you assets — copy & paste

SEO title
Where to paste: Replace the <title> tag inside your page <head>.
spiteware.ai — software built out of spite
Meta description
Where to paste: In <head>, set <meta name="description" content="…"> to this (replace the old one).
A catalog of vibe-coded apps that make paying for SaaS obsolete. Built out of spite. Given away for free.
H1 — main page heading
Where to paste: Make this the single <h1> at the top of the homepage (real text, not an image).
They wanted <span class="strike">$14.99/mo.</span><br>We built it <span class="hl">in a w…
Primary CTA button
Where to paste: Use as the main button on the first screen; repeat it after your proof/services section.
Reserve a table
JSON-LD structured data (LocalBusiness)
Where to paste: Paste this entire block right before </head> (or before </body>).
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Spiteware.ai",
  "url": "https://spiteware.ai/",
  "description": "A catalog of vibe-coded apps that make paying for SaaS obsolete. Built out of spite. Given away for free."
}
</script>
robots.txt
Where to paste: Create a plain text file at spiteware.ai/robots.txt with this content.
User-agent: *
Allow: /
Sitemap: https://spiteware.ai/sitemap.xml

Page-by-page findings

PageWhat to fix
/looks healthy
/apps.htmlno H1 heading
/manifesto.htmllooks healthy
/rules.htmllooks healthy
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Action order

48-Hour Fix Plan

  • Put a clear "Reserve a table" button on the first screen so a visitor can reserve a table in one tap.
  • Add structured data (LocalBusiness / Organization schema: address, hours, phone, ratings) so search engines show you with rich results.
  • Add the trust signals guests look for — reviews, real cases or testimonials, credentials, and a privacy page.
  • Add Open Graph tags so shared links render with a clear title and value proposition.
  • Publish /sitemap.xml and submit it to search engines.

Why it matters

The fastest guests do not read every page. They scan the first screen, trust signals, pricing cues and how easy it is to reserve a table. Missing signals make the offer harder to understand and easier to ignore.

Packages

Turn this into more table reservations

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Verification

The exact wording we found

Every signal below was read from your live site — nothing is estimated. We checked 4 pages; “couldn’t verify” means a signal needs JavaScript to read and we won’t guess.

What we read

Titlespiteware.ai — software built out of spite
Meta description105 chars
H1 heading Found 3/4
Structured data Missing

Crawl & AI files

robots.txt Missing
sitemap.xml Missing
llms.txt (AI) Missing
Response time216ms

Pages we checked

/
spiteware.ai — software built out of spite
Read
/apps.html
all the spite — spiteware.ai
Read
/manifesto.html
the manifesto — spiteware.ai
Read
/rules.html
the rules — spiteware.ai
Read

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Who we are

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This audit is from 12 Sept 2026 — we re-run it fresh before we touch anything Spiteware.ai · Grade D · 45/100
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