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Public audit for www.buymydeadstartup.com

What we found

Buymydeadstartup.com is 2 fixes away from more listings of dead startups.

Most of your page does its job. What is missing: AI assistants have nothing to read and Nothing describes you in search results. That is a text change, not a redesign.

Read from 2 live pages · metadata, crawlability, trust, CTA, schema, sitemap, robots, llms.txt

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2 fixable leaks

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What buyers and AI/search engines see right now

Pages checked22 read in full
How we read itRead as crawlers doSame view buyers & bots get
Response time247msUnder the 2.5s target
Checks verified11/132 need fixing

Diagnostics

What we checked, and what we found

40 checks across six areas — search visibility, AI & answer engines, performance, security, conversion and trust — each measured against Buymydeadstartup.com's live site.

32 pass 1 warn 7 fail

Of the 40 checks we ran on your page

Anything we couldn’t read is its own segment — a page that blocks our reader is our limitation, not a mark against you, and it never lowers your score.

Fine as-is — 32Needs fixing — 7Couldn’t read — 1
See the numbers
StateCountShare
On your page3280%
Missing718%
Couldn’t read13%

Where your page is strong, and where it isn’t

Each area is scored 0–100 against what a customer needs to find before they act.

strong (75+)close (50–74)needs work (under 50)
Can they take the next step 79
Reasons to believe you 38
Can people find you 92
Can AI assistants read it 67
Speed on a phone 100
A safe, trusted connection 100
See the numbers
Part of your pageScoreHow that reads
Can they take the next step79/100strong
Reasons to believe you38/100needs work
Can people find you92/100strong
Can AI assistants read it67/100close
Speed on a phone100/100strong
A safe, trusted connection100/100strong

Priorities

Fix these first

Ranked by revenue impact. Each one is something founders — or an AI answer engine — need to see and currently can't. Fixing the top few moves your score the most.

01

AI assistants have nothing to read

Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.

02

Nothing describes you in search results

Revise the meta description to clearly convey the benefits of listing a dead startup.

What we read on your page

What a customer finds — and doesn’t

7 of the 8 things we could check are already on your page. Your page already has 7 of the 8 things a customer looks for. You don't need a redesign — just the few that are missing.

Below is the breakdown: what's already working (with the exact text quoted from your page as proof), and the highest-impact additions to win more listings of dead startups — in priority order.

Scope: an automated scan of the 2 pages we could read across your site. Every “found” item quotes the exact text on your page so you can verify it. It doesn't judge copy quality or design.

Already on your page

  • A headline that says what you do — found: “Your startup is dead. Its data is not”
  • An obvious button that starts the thing — found: “Sign up”
  • Reviews or proof from real customers — we found “review”, which points at it, but no actual review or rating on the page we read
  • A concrete number, not an adjective — found: “100+”
  • A price, or at least a from-figure — found: “$10,000”
  • An easy way to get in touch — found: “form field on page”
  • Answers to the questions people ask before buying — we found “FAQ”, which points at it, but no actual list of answers on the page we read

What to add, in order of impact

  • Something that removes the risk of trying you — Lower perceived risk: free trial, money-back guarantee, no credit card, or cancel-anytime.

Deliverable

The full write-up

The full work-up for Buymydeadstartup.com — every fix, with copy and code ready to paste.

Complete fix plan (every issue, step by step)

1. AI assistants have nothing to read

Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.

  1. Publish /llms.txt with a plain-text product summary, audience, pricing and key links.
  2. Keep it concise — answer engines reward clear, factual structure.
  3. Update it when your offer or pricing changes.

2. Nothing describes you in search results

Revise the meta description to clearly convey the benefits of listing a dead startup.

  1. Write a 140–155 character description that states the offer and the next step.
  2. Lead with the benefit, end with a soft call to action.
  3. Include the term a buyer would search so the snippet matches their query.

Done-for-you assets — copy & paste

SEO title
Where to paste: Replace the <title> tag inside your page <head>.
BuyMyDeadStartup — Monetize Your Startup's Data
Meta description
Where to paste: In <head>, set <meta name="description" content="…"> to this (replace the old one).
Transform your dead startup into cash by selling its valuable data. List for free and get paid directly.
H1 — main page heading
Where to paste: Make this the single <h1> at the top of the homepage (real text, not an image).
Monetize Your Dead Startup's Data

— or one of these —
- Turn Your Startup's Failure into Profit
- Sell Your Startup's Assets for Cash
Primary CTA button
Where to paste: Use as the main button on the first screen; repeat it after your proof/services section.
List Your Startup
JSON-LD structured data (Organization)
Where to paste: Paste this entire block right before </head> (or before </body>).
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Buymydeadstartup.com",
  "url": "https://www.buymydeadstartup.com/",
  "description": "BuyMyDeadStartup helps founders monetize their dead startups by listing their valuable data assets for acquisition.",
  "makesOffer": [
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Free listing of your dead startup"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Sell source code and internal documents"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Get paid directly without commissions"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Set your own price or open to offers"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "Offer",
      "itemOffered": {
        "@type": "Service",
        "name": "Connect with AI labs seeking data"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
llms.txt (for AI answer engines)
Where to paste: Create a plain text file at www.buymydeadstartup.com/llms.txt with this content.
# Buymydeadstartup.com

> Transform your dead startup into cash by selling its valuable data. List for free and get paid directly.

## Services
- Free listing of your dead startup
- Sell source code and internal documents
- Get paid directly without commissions
- Set your own price or open to offers
- Connect with AI labs seeking data

## Links
- https://www.buymydeadstartup.com/

Page-by-page findings

PageWhat to fix
/looks healthy
/privacylooks healthy
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Action order

48-Hour Fix Plan

  • Publish /llms.txt with a concise machine-readable product summary, audience, pricing, and docs links.
  • Revise the meta description to clearly convey the benefits of listing a dead startup.

Why it matters

The fastest founders do not read every page. They scan the first screen, trust signals, pricing cues and how easy it is to list your company. Missing signals make the offer harder to understand and easier to ignore.

Packages

Turn this into more listings of dead startups

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We implement the highest-impact fixes for Buymydeadstartup.com — metadata, schema, CTA, llms.txt, trust signals — in 48 hours. You keep every bit of the lift, no lock-in.

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Verification

The exact wording we found

Every signal below was read from your live site — nothing is estimated. We checked 2 pages; “couldn’t verify” means a signal needs JavaScript to read and we won’t guess.

What we read

TitleBuyMyDeadStartup — your startup is dead, its data is not
Meta description50 chars
H1 heading Found 2/2
Structured data Found

Crawl & AI files

robots.txt Found
sitemap.xml Found
llms.txt (AI) Missing
Response time247ms

Pages we checked

/
BuyMyDeadStartup — your startup is dead, its data is not
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/privacy
Privacy — BuyMyDeadStartup
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This audit is from 10 Sept 2026 — we re-run it fresh before we touch anything Buymydeadstartup.com · Grade B · 84/100
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